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“The Night” Premieres at SBIFF to Rave Reviews
Over Labor Day Weekend 2018, the lovely and talented Niousha Noor called to inquire if I could speak Farsi. There's a film, she told me, that stars Shahab Hosseini (of ...
Making Faces
Rehabbing my hip by bicycle while talking on the telephone and listening to the impeachment on the radio... making this face. A face my grandmother might admonish would stay that way, ...
Your Loving Teddy Bear
Did the teddy bear ruin young Gia’s maternal instincts? Listen to the latest episode of Pessimists Archive to find out why moralists at the turn of the 20th century believed ...
Under the Knife
Back in the early aughts, an agent gave me the following unsolicited advice: “Just eat spinach and 12 almonds for every meal. And consider having your hips shaved.” Imaging a ...
Now Playing: “Pessimists Archive”
Vanity was born when the mirror was discovered... It's always a delight to be a part of a project that I can enjoy as much as a performer as I ...
New Original Song: “Atheist Rhapsody”
NEW SONG! 🚨📻🚨 Introducing ATHEIST RHAPSODY, performed live at The Second City Hollywood, written especially for Brother Bradley’s religion-themed Easter weekend comedy show. I am profoundly grateful to be able ...