No. 1 Paul McCartney, circa 1958

Well, he was just 17, and you know what I mean, and the way he looked was way beyond compare. So I could I not do that D.A. 'do Paul McCartney?
No. 2 Paul McCartney, circa 1965

I'm a woman who understands. I'm a woman who loves her man. Why wouldn't I bang that modern Paul McCartney?
No. 3 Paul McCartney, circa 1970

Maybe I'm amazed that more people don't want to tap that bearded Paul McCartney.
No. 4 Paul McCartney, circa 1983

Say, say, say what you want, but Paul McCartney was the original DILF. I would absolutely hit that Paul McCartney.
No. 4 Paul McCartney, circa 1997

When you’re wide awake, say it for goodness sake, I would boff that Sir Paul McCartney.
No. 4 Paul McCartney, circa 2007

"I've got too much on my plate. Don't have no time to be a decent lover," he sings. Don't worry--I have time to get jiggy with that Paul McCartney.
No. 4 Paul McCartney, circa right now

So long as he divorces What's-Her-Name and puts me in the will, I would totally fuck that Paul McCartney.